Katy Perry is a sucker for love. Although Hollyweird now, her knees have scraped Downey. Her ass twerked in East Los, back when she was gunning for a record deal. Diplo, John Mayer, Robert Pattinson, and Travie McCoy are just a few weirdos Katy Perry ate up, and spit out. Now she wants us to believe that she’s madly in love with Orlando Bloom. Even Dr. Luke smashed.
Let’s ignore the fact that Perry’s new fiance was dumb in love with Selena Gomez. She’s threatening Orlando Bloom with an iron clad prenup. Katy Perry is determined to protect her millions in cash and real estate. Ex husband, Russell Brand, taught her to never trust a man. Orlando is hurt by it all. He thinks prenups are a jinx, and he’s sick of being her punching bag.
Somebody told National Enquirer,
“Katy’s been burned before and she’s not about to let that happen again.”
“Katy doesn’t want to be a 3 time loser at love”, said the snitch. “She’s praying it’ll last with Orlando. But she’s playing it safe.”
Somebody told us,
“Orlando feels like Katy is a lesbian. He loves her, but she can’t cum without a female companion.”
When is the Katy Perry Orlando Bloom wedding date? Is this a showmance, or the real deal? Why are they waiting so long to marry? Is it the pussy, or the prenup?
